Bugs!

Another “charm” of my ultrahip apartment is the bees’ nest in the wall. I forget about it over the winter, but remembered suddenly last night.

In the middle of the night, I got up to pee. When I got back to bed, I rolled on in and unfortunately on an asshole bee who stung me on the leg. I have had multiple stings since I have lived here and they don’t usually hurt for long, but this one throbbed until I went downstairs and put some ice on it. I guess that putting meat tenderizer (isn’t that MSG?) on it is supposed to help, but like I have that lying around. This morning I squeezed it and now I feel toxic.

Also this morning there was a mayfly hanging out in the toilet bowl. I know that they are harmless, but still. Move on mosquito hawk, that’s my sittin’ place!