Alhambra Blvd, Tuesday night

Last night while riding my bike down Alhambra to go to the Pine Cove (don't ask), I was, uh, assaulted. A mini-van swerved into the bike lane in front of me and stopped about 3 feet from the curb. I made an incredibly stupid decision and decided to go between the van and the curb, figuring that they MUST be friends. When I rode up to it, a guy opened the side door and jumped out. He had a fistful of dollars. Then he saw the look on my face and said "Oh my god, we scared you." and then he turned to the woman driving and said, "She's scared!" I said to the woman, "Wouldn't you be?" and then I rode on my way. To the Pine Cove, which sucked in a completely different way.