Monday, July 30, 2007

Best things about being home

(I'll save the worst things for when I talk to you in person)

A. My dad saying 'fuck!"
B. My mom saying"cunt"
C. Talking major major trash with my high school science teacher.
D. Did I really eat a deep fried pork chop?
E. Ranier beer!
F. Of course the thrift stores.
G. Swimming every day in a beautiful lake.
H. When my brother asked me if I wanted a hummer.
"Uh..."
"I mean do you want a bowl to take with you?"
"OH! That I will take."

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